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My shower thoughts, waiting for the coffee to kick in thoughts and still awake at 3 am thoughts.

I wish I could pause time just to pick up the cigarettes people think are okay to toss out onto the highway and throw them back in their car.

Competitive I Spy probably involves saying things like I Spy something Smaragdine.

Adding New in front of a city name is the most uninspired naming convention.

It's raining today so I guess everyone will be driving like they could hydroplane at any moment or it's their last lap in the Indy 500.

I should tell people my conceal and carry fits in my wallet then pull out my library card.

Stressful and busy days go by quickly because they're prematurely aging me.

If telephone lines disappeared overnight, would birds just go back to hanging out in trees like nothing happened? Or would we notice them acting weird because something they were so accustomed to is gone?

Adjusted for inflation, pictures aren't worth a thousand words anymore.

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